Upcoming Video Projects

Baba Mohan Ram, Bhiwari
Golu Devta Mandir, Almora

Jageshwar Mandir, Almora

Ancient Maharshi Valmiki Cave, Gurgaon

School Jokes


Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.

Student: You can’t fool me, Teacher... snakes don’t have foot.



Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

Student: Don’t bite any.



Teacher: Riya, give me a sentence starting with “I.”

Riya: I is...

Teacher: No, Riya. Always say, “I am.”

Riya: All right... “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”



Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Class Clown: Big hands!



Why was six afraid of seven?

Because 7 8 9.



Question: Where does a Bee go to the bathroom?

Answer:  A flower potty.



What did one math book say to the other?

Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!



Two Physicists were riding in a hot air balloon and were blown off course sailing over a mountain trail, and were completely lost.

They spotted a jogger running on the trail and they shouted “Can you tell us where we are?” 

After a few minutes, the jogger yelled back “You’re up in a balloon.”



One physicist said to the other, “Just our luck to run into a mathematician.”

“How do you know he was a mathematician?” asked the other.

 “Well, in the first place he took a long time to answer; second, his answer was 100% correct and third, it was totally useless.”



Teacher: “Name six wild animals.”

Student: “Four elephants and two lions!”