Baba Mohan Ram, Bhiwari
Golu Devta Mandir, Almora
Jageshwar Mandir, Almora
Ancient Maharshi Valmiki Cave, Gurgaon
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Student: You can’t fool me, Teacher... snakes don’t have foot.
Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
Student: Don’t bite any.
Teacher: Riya, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
Riya: I is...
Teacher: No, Riya. Always say, “I am.”
Riya: All right... “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?
Class Clown: Big hands!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 8 9.
Question: Where does a Bee go to the bathroom?
Answer: A flower potty.
What did one math book say to the other?
Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
Two Physicists were riding in a hot air balloon and were blown off course sailing over a mountain trail, and were completely lost.
They spotted a jogger running on the trail and they shouted “Can you tell us where we are?”
After a few minutes, the jogger yelled back “You’re up in a balloon.”
One physicist said to the other, “Just our luck to run into a mathematician.”
“How do you know he was a mathematician?” asked the other.
“Well, in the first place he took a long time to answer; second, his answer was 100% correct and third, it was totally useless.”
Teacher: “Name six wild animals.”
Student: “Four elephants and two lions!”